This just in: I suck.

[elbales]

I am a mean, horrible, cruel, despicable fiend who subjects poor innocent kitties to pills, eyedrops, subcutaneous fluid injections, and oral syringes full of foul-tasting medications. And I laugh evilly about it and rub my hands together in sadistic glee, just like a B-movie villain. Just ask Kiri, crouching in a corner glaring and foaming at the mouth, or Locke as she scurries away with a liquidy bulge under her skin after getting 150 cc's of Lactated Ringer's. Go ahead. They're credible sources.

(Cats foam at the mouth if they taste anything nasty enough. Like liquid antibiotics.)

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[phreid.livejournal.com]

We're all mad here...

[elbales]

Yep.

You probably already noticed that I added you back. You love Shakespeare and you know how to use the word "ergo"; this gets you lots of points. ;)

[phreid.livejournal.com]

::wonders if he can redeem his points for one of the prizes in that cabinet over there::
::ponders the theological implications of Point Redemption::

--with me around, your commentcount could skyrocket...