elbales: (Girl Reading - Perugini)
LOLcat Wasteland

"april hates u, makes lilacs, u no can has."

Win. WIN LIKE A WINNING THING.
 
elbales: (Girl Reading-Perugini)


Word.

Fully work safe. Suitable for all audiences except, perhaps, for lawyers. Also George Bush. But we should make him watch it anyway.

And NCLB still sucks and blows at the same time. Even worse than "New Earth" (GDNE).
 
elbales: (Straight on till morning)
This is an old story, but it's still funny. And painful.

Also note the addition by the late John M. Ford, excerpted in part here:
The following information is provided as a service to our customers.

Welcome, Padawan! Your acquisition of an Incom-Flickertek “Divisa-S” Lightsaber is the beginning of an exciting future of Galactic wisdom and influence. Regardless of your choice of Force paths, the Divisa series offers a lifetime of subtle and precise striking down.

However, as with all ancient weapons, the lightsaber requires care in use and handling. We hope you will find the following tips useful...



By the way, I was just reminded that Ford wrote the long poem "Winter Solstice, Camelot Station," the only poem I'm aware of ever to win the World Fantasy Award for Best Short Fiction. Go find it. It's an utterly beautiful work. Here are the first eighteen lines.

Winter Solstice, Camelot Station )
 

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