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I mean, don't get me wrong; the man is much of the hotnessand I'd do him, aside from being a really good actor. But, uh--

(ETA: Another one ganked from cleolinda's linkspam. If you don't read her, seriously, why?)

Christian Bale's X-rated wish

Christian Bale wants to make an X-rated 'Batman' movie.

The British actor - who stars as Batman/Bruce Wayne in 'The Dark Knight' - thinks the movie franchise could benefit from including a few steamy sex scenes.

He said: "I do think there is room for an 18-rated 'Batman'. It's a little bit tricky to broach the sex aspect of the story when you want kids to come see it as well. I mean, I think it would be very interesting to do a 12 version and an 18 version - two different cuts."

Hey, I'd watch it. But what really had me screaming howling with laughter was the comments.

"i would like to hear him talk during a sex scene with that lol-worthy voice he does"

And then

"Like one person said last night: phone sex with him and his Batman voice would be LOL worthy."

And then

"*Bat-voice* WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?"

And then

"*Bat-voice* ARE YOUR CLOTHES OFF?! SWEAR TO ME!!!!"

Yeah, I died. NOT LIKE THAT. JESUS.