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elbalesI was looking for information about the House subcommittee on intellectual property when I happened across this—well, I hesitate to call it a gem, but it was pretty funny, in a surreal sort of way. I found it on a site called OpenCongress, which looks interesting enough but is clearly populated, at least in part, by fruit bats. (Okay, at Hardi's prompting I will admit that I've only seen one fruit bat so far, but he's a giant rabid fruit bat of freakiness, so there.)
The first sentence caught my eye because it seemed, shall we say, out of place on a page about intellectual property.
O_o
Ooooookay... I thought, and kept skimming. It got weirder.
OMG it's the orbital mind control lasers and their cousins the death ray satellites! Run! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIVES!
I started reading bits of it to Hardi. "Somebody forgot to take his meds," I said. And then I came to the best part, the words that made Hardi and me completely lose it. He afterwards declared that it was a good thing he hadn't been drinking milk at the time.
The End, indeed.
The first sentence caught my eye because it seemed, shall we say, out of place on a page about intellectual property.
Nothing in this world is more alarming then the fact that United States Citizens are being attacked and done harm by the U S Government Satellite Program.
O_o
Ooooookay... I thought, and kept skimming. It got weirder.
My understanding was revealing when I thought back to how Russia, in the Cold War, beamed energies into the United States Embassy office building in Moscow, Russia. It wasn’t until some time that the administrations in Moscow realize what was happening, mainly because there was no way of knowing what was happening to the individuals while on duty. I don’t remember the details of the occurrences, but apparently the people there at the Embassy became sickly and this bombardment of energies hindered their work.
OMG it's the orbital mind control lasers and their cousins the death ray satellites! Run! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIVES!
I started reading bits of it to Hardi. "Somebody forgot to take his meds," I said. And then I came to the best part, the words that made Hardi and me completely lose it. He afterwards declared that it was a good thing he hadn't been drinking milk at the time.
It was recent I’ve been able to pinpoint the exact direction of those invading my privacy, remembering the U S Embassy in Moscow, Russia. I decided it would do no good to contact the Police Dept. “Where’s the harm?” “Where’s the evidence?”---Only those who are involved would understand such uncivilized tactics. Spying and harm goes on today and now. Are you willing to believe such evil, as it happens, is going on in my home? The End.
The End, indeed.
