elbales: (Just not right)
This one is work safe, just not nonbadtastehuman safe.

MY EYES

 
elbales: (nap time)
Fucking rhinovirus. *hack* *sulks*

Also the post nasal drip is getting together with the acid reflux to make my life uncomfortable. JOY.

Plus I'm depressed. Can't-seem-to-care-about-doing-stuff kind of depressed. And school starts next Wednesday. At least it didn't start today. That would have been fun.

YES I WOULD LIKE SOME CHEESE WITH MY WHINE.

And then you could send over the housecleaners kthxbai.
 
elbales: (BAAL SMASH)
*pant pant pant*

In MS Word there is this stupid thing on the Styles pop-down called "Default Paragraph Font." It left the factory set at Times 9 point. NINE POINT. I just tried about four different things to change it and none of them worked. I am STUCK WITH IT. And lately every time I paste text from one document to another, "Default Paragraph Font" jumps in front of my bus and causes a CAR WRECK, JESUS. Who the hell uses TIMES NINE POINT as a DEFAULT?

And it's NOT EVEN REALLY A PARAGRAPH FONT. It's a character font. So they're inconsistent chicken-fucking morons. If you're going to be a chicken-fucking moron, the least you can do is be consistent.

alsdkfj;asejgh1p3q498yt;.jsdLOLmicrosoft.

No, I swear (srsly, look at all those bad words up there) that's the only thing you can do at times like these.

lolmicrosoft

I would make a voodoo doll with DEFAULT PARAGRAPH FONT written on its chest and a humungous pin stabbed right through the P and I would send it to Redmond... except 1. as H put it, they probably get stuff like that all the time and "Steve Vollmer is probably bleeding a dozen virgins to counteract it all" and 2. Das BushCo might thing I was a terrurst and throw me in an oubliette in the depths of Gitmo and never again would you all enjoy my rants. ONOZ.

*goes off to be profane somewhere else, at least until the next exciting installment of "lolmicrosoft"*
 
elbales: (Bitch please - BSG)
It's the way it was calculated.

Online Dating

Mingle2 - Online Dating



One iteration of the word pissed? Well, gosh, I guess the 198751 iterations of fuck and the 835132123 iterations of shit aren't important then!

Whoever wrote this code needs to get a clue.

Moron.
 
elbales: (BAAL SMASH)
JUST KIDDING MR. LAW ENFORCMENT OFFICER, REALLY AT&T PEOPLE ARE ALL VERY WARM AND FUZZY.

SBC, AT&T, it's all just FUBAR )
 
elbales: (Implacable!Ten)
Just a semirandom bunch of impressions.

This... is my Bring It face. )
elbales: (Kidding!Nine)
Got to it eventually. Let's see. To sum up:

"Boomtown" < "Aliens of London" < "New Earth" < film of someone having a root canal < "Tooth and Claw"

The engines! They canna take the strai--er, sorry, wrong fandom. )
 

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