IM IN UR LIVING ROOM, STALKIN UR MOTHS

Calliope is sitting on the back of the sofa, staring fixedly at the rice-paper lantern overhead. She is doing this because there is a moth inside the lantern.

Every so often, she's emitting Extremely Urgent Hunting Cries Squeaks.
 

Never, never buy anything at an abandoned property auction.

Man Buys Smoker, Finds Human Leg Inside
Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Maiden, N.C. (AP) --

A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked inside first.

Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above the knee.

The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.

The mother explained her son had his leg amputated after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery. The mother said her son plans to drive to Maiden, about 35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg, police said.

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JESUS CHRIST. What kind of freak do you have to be to keep your amputated leg? And how stupid do you have to be to LEAVE IT IN A SMOKER?

The grotesqueness, it burns.