I mean, Hardi and I used to joke about Kiri using my computer to take over a third-world country...

But this takes it to a whole new level.

Fla. man blames cat paws for child porn downloads

Friday, August 7, 2009

Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

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Well, if I were an attorney, I know I'd be less than thrilled at the prospect of defending someone this stupid. (I mean, yes, even stupid people deserve defense lawyers, but sweet baby cheeses.)