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The Five Stages of Leo
Sep. 17th, 2021 04:43 pm1. You’re home! Feed me. I will sit here by the food place until your glacial monkey brain Gets It.
1a. Oh you’re not getting it? I will antagonize Calliope until you do.
2. Yay food! Balcony time.
2a. Attack the doormat.
3. Yelling time.
3a. I’m still hungry. I will antagonize Calliope until you give me more food.
4. Repeat 2 (and possibly 3, I dunno).
5. Sleep. Eventually.
1a. Oh you’re not getting it? I will antagonize Calliope until you do.
2. Yay food! Balcony time.
2a. Attack the doormat.
3. Yelling time.
3a. I’m still hungry. I will antagonize Calliope until you give me more food.
4. Repeat 2 (and possibly 3, I dunno).
5. Sleep. Eventually.
