This is me, watching Soldier
Jul. 27th, 2009 09:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elbales... the super-extra-flaming-Cheez-Whiz™-in-a-can Kurt Russell flick.
Hilariously bad. Features, among other things:
- Garbage Planet (dude, it's less trouble to just fling your trash into the local sun, yo),
- top brass who are too stupid to zip their own flies and please, like they'd actually ever make colonel,
- miniguns that fire immediately after being immersed in water,
- award for Best OMGWTFBBQ Use of a Loreena McKennitt Song in a War Movie,
- antipersonnel rockets,
- and about eight lines of dialogue from Mr. Russell, but extensive dialogue from Mr. Russell's eyebrows.
TWO THUMBS UP. JOE BOB SAYS CHECK IT OUT.
Hilariously bad. Features, among other things:
- Garbage Planet (dude, it's less trouble to just fling your trash into the local sun, yo),
- top brass who are too stupid to zip their own flies and please, like they'd actually ever make colonel,
- miniguns that fire immediately after being immersed in water,
- award for Best OMGWTFBBQ Use of a Loreena McKennitt Song in a War Movie,
- antipersonnel rockets,
- and about eight lines of dialogue from Mr. Russell, but extensive dialogue from Mr. Russell's eyebrows.
TWO THUMBS UP. JOE BOB SAYS CHECK IT OUT.
