Does this guy sell those jockeys-in-blackface hitching post lawn things, too?

[elbales]

Dagnabbit! I step away from the Internet for one lousy day and you kids get up to all kinds of mischief!

Homophobic Oregon CEO stirs hisself up a whole lotta trouble, yessiree Bob.

Why am I talking like a Texas hick? I have no fucking idea.

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[cryptile.livejournal.com]

Ah say you 'an me 'an a bunch 'o like-minded folks form us a posse. Then we salt his earth.

An' *this* is how ah deal with those as is tryin' to cover gay panic!

[elbales]

Ayup, Miz Cryptahl, that'll larn 'im. His grass won't grow n'more! Hee hee hee!



(Your aspostrophes are showing, dear.)

Yew kin take yer heteronormativity an' shove it up yer --

[cryptile.livejournal.com]

Reckon we kin get the varmint to say sorry afore we end up killin' all them poor slugs on that there lawn?

(Ahm still learnin' the apostrophe bits on account of bein' raised by grammarians. Said "ain't" once at thr ol' dinner table an' Momma lashed me to a prickly-pear bush an' left me for the coyotes. )

[johnkzin.livejournal.com]

I am not a bigot

Is it just me, or is this becoming the standard opening line to a bunch of bigotry? It's like this is becoming the catch phrase of bigots or something.

[elbales]

You ain't kiddin'. To continue the Texas hick theme. Mission. Thing.