Ia! Ia! Cthulhu f'tagn! --CUT! Did you get the shot?

[elbales]

So I just learned from the talented and witty cleolinda's LJ that someone's making a movie called Cthulhu that stars, among others, Tori Spelling. No, for real. They've got an entry at IMDB already, and they've made the longest trailer ever, and it just looks so crap it's almost beyond belief.

But hey, it has a polar bear! For the win!

It's not a question of whether it's going to suck. It's a question of how hard it's going to suck.

I'm not sure whether to laugh hysterically or to just get started right now with building my bunker.
 

Comments

[johnkzin.livejournal.com]

Will it suck? Or will it be such a perfect example of Lovecraftian mythology that you'll literally feel your sanity dwindling away as you watch it?

My bet: both.

[elbales]

I expect I'd find my sanity draining away just because it's so godawful.

[johnkzin.livejournal.com]

That's kinda what I meant by "both" :-)

[cryptile.livejournal.com]

There was a disturbing lack of cosmic horror. The bear was good, though. Also the flat delivery of all the lines. Mmm . . . inadvertent camp . . . delicious . . .

[elbales]

You got your cosmic horror on my polar bear!
You got your polar bear in my cosmic horror!


...Does anybody smell duck?

[dizzyditz.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Tori Spelling can plan the monster in question - enough to scare any audience pantsless.