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Hilarious spam.
Dec. 24th, 2003 10:16 pmI just received the weirdest spam EVER. I find it amusing because it reads so bloody random. For your reading enjoyment I reproduce it below, verbatim:
From: (Address deleted out of pity)
To: Me
Subject: never seen such che ap original software poinciana calopogon
Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:32:34 -0400
Status:
Content-Type: text/html;
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit
pennycress whip denote freetown oxidized beloved peoria cherished congruence valerie eristic tarragon mastaba madam columba annoying malm jessamy overmaster frizzy biformity marocain dipogon nectary vertebral quartz indolent huarache sombrely ornery bowline occluded laced quantity cynancum aggravated surrounded oxford trowel . guilty riverboat duenna barmaster unheated matthew dram calming belemnite karelia fruity harquebuss containers melagra pitsaw mustela merci stepladder candidly saxhorn woodscrew skittish lightly defrayment ankylosis inclosure necessary untangled angas leiden parkinson tasmania exponent lilliput packaged limosa tetract aviate vacuous headless fixative ; erectly chorditis foredoom regulate trigonal millions haruspicy crook vaporize lilliput cereals maison amazed mais violate prensation coxcomical amharic idiocrasy scanner hang ritualist melena thunderous tiller silicate ordinal vanity linemen tiring begat valet muslin respond homologue affixal conferee peopled casemated prepotency appelation mendicate indocility millrace necrosis lion myristica cestidae sortilegy longsome slopeness bumble illinoisan phalarope jacobean applique ' gang dobson autosome caesarl sadleria barracker villa syllable mendelism bulwark fruitage hepatitis majorana wadding oxbridge keyring ` gocart bundobast abide ministrat covercle cowbell patchcord intima mash dilation psittacula steadying navigable forelimb sleek pygopus physic housing rocker groecas regulator unearthly lacking gnomic actinium adorned cricetidae aiding animosity taidera inside rosebay , pegology incidental abnormally carting orismology genealogy unto soothsay married applejack ebro bogeyman clamour lophodytes hardpan bilge lamium emulously askew bearance sialis sieve momentous beatific parasol slap passively quirt soldier pygidium twinberry anatomical lectin slumber valhalla bikini chairman rooting courthouse headfirst vie nnese rationing grindstone indecisive reanimate bolivar
Super low-price for all softwares - All you will receive is the actual software and your own unique registration code
[List of no-doubt-pirated software products deleted for brevity]
visit our site to check out yourself
Please note.. you're not buying any kind of subscription. you're purchasing tangible goods (cds) that will be delivered to your door
We ship to all countries by international airmail [free-of-charge] absolute no hidden cost
Why So Cheap????
It's because all the software is OEM - Meaning that you don't get the box and the manual with your software (this has made we can sell the software at low price without spending on the eye-catching box & printing the manual). All you will receive is the actual software in CDs and your unique registration code.
[Blah blah blah more marketing caca, deleted for your convenience.]
Suuure... of course it's not because this software could possibly be pirated.
From: (Address deleted out of pity)
To: Me
Subject: never seen such che ap original software poinciana calopogon
Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:32:34 -0400
Status:
Content-Type: text/html;
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit
pennycress whip denote freetown oxidized beloved peoria cherished congruence valerie eristic tarragon mastaba madam columba annoying malm jessamy overmaster frizzy biformity marocain dipogon nectary vertebral quartz indolent huarache sombrely ornery bowline occluded laced quantity cynancum aggravated surrounded oxford trowel . guilty riverboat duenna barmaster unheated matthew dram calming belemnite karelia fruity harquebuss containers melagra pitsaw mustela merci stepladder candidly saxhorn woodscrew skittish lightly defrayment ankylosis inclosure necessary untangled angas leiden parkinson tasmania exponent lilliput packaged limosa tetract aviate vacuous headless fixative ; erectly chorditis foredoom regulate trigonal millions haruspicy crook vaporize lilliput cereals maison amazed mais violate prensation coxcomical amharic idiocrasy scanner hang ritualist melena thunderous tiller silicate ordinal vanity linemen tiring begat valet muslin respond homologue affixal conferee peopled casemated prepotency appelation mendicate indocility millrace necrosis lion myristica cestidae sortilegy longsome slopeness bumble illinoisan phalarope jacobean applique ' gang dobson autosome caesarl sadleria barracker villa syllable mendelism bulwark fruitage hepatitis majorana wadding oxbridge keyring ` gocart bundobast abide ministrat covercle cowbell patchcord intima mash dilation psittacula steadying navigable forelimb sleek pygopus physic housing rocker groecas regulator unearthly lacking gnomic actinium adorned cricetidae aiding animosity taidera inside rosebay , pegology incidental abnormally carting orismology genealogy unto soothsay married applejack ebro bogeyman clamour lophodytes hardpan bilge lamium emulously askew bearance sialis sieve momentous beatific parasol slap passively quirt soldier pygidium twinberry anatomical lectin slumber valhalla bikini chairman rooting courthouse headfirst vie nnese rationing grindstone indecisive reanimate bolivar
Super low-price for all softwares - All you will receive is the actual software and your own unique registration code
[List of no-doubt-pirated software products deleted for brevity]
visit our site to check out yourself
Please note.. you're not buying any kind of subscription. you're purchasing tangible goods (cds) that will be delivered to your door
We ship to all countries by international airmail [free-of-charge] absolute no hidden cost
Why So Cheap????
It's because all the software is OEM - Meaning that you don't get the box and the manual with your software (this has made we can sell the software at low price without spending on the eye-catching box & printing the manual). All you will receive is the actual software in CDs and your unique registration code.
[Blah blah blah more marketing caca, deleted for your convenience.]
Suuure... of course it's not because this software could possibly be pirated.
