Can I stop being sick now please?

I'm tired of feeling crummy.
I'm tired of drinking water all the time because I'm in danger of getting dehydrated and having my electrolyte balance go off and blah blah blah.
I'm tired of only being allowed to eat simple carbohydrates that vanish in three hours and leave me feeling hungry again.

And while we're at it, I'm tired of having heartburn all the damn time.

In other news: I hate health insurance companies.

Plus Hardi misplaced the House of Flying Daggers DVD so I didn't even have entertainment this afternoon. Yeah, I know, cry me a river.