The cheese stands alone, to quote cleolinda quoting a folk song

Model Accused Of Hiring Hit Man To Kill For Cheese

I swear I am not making this up.

Christopher Robin's a... girl?

Disney lets girl into Winnie's world

BAD DISNEY, BAD! I SILLY-STRING-BOMB YOUR OFFICES!

SO. MUCH. LOVE. for literature. And anagrams.

The Holy Tango Anthology of Literature

SO. MUCH.

TOILETS
T. S. ELIOT

Let us go then, to the john,
Where the toilet seat waits to be sat upon
Like a lover’s lap perched upon ceramic;
Let us go, through doors that do not always lock,
Which means you ought to knock
Lest opening one reveal a soul within
Who’ll shout, “Stay out! Did you not see my shin,
Framed within the gap twixt floor and stall?”
No, I did not see that at all.
That is not what I saw, at all.

To the stall the people come to go,
Reading an obscene graffito.

We have lingered in the chamber labeled “MEN”
Till attendants proffer aftershave and mints
As we lather up our hands with soap, and rinse.

♥