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So they're casting for a movie version of Dark is Rising. With... the Stantons changed to Americans living in the UK.
o_O
And Will's not the youngest, and his parents are "emotionally distant," and his older brothers all pick on him, and suddenly James is involved with Maggie Teh Milkmaid of Ebil. Oh, and Will's "gloomily convinced that he's doomed to be a bookish, gawky oddball at the bottom of the pecking order. However, he is actually an innately cool kid who has not yet grown into his coolness."
*weeps pitiably*
The only good thing I've heard is that Christopher Eccleston's in it. This does not outweigh the crap-ness of this blasphemous travesty of a so-called adaptation.
Bitches.
o_O
And Will's not the youngest, and his parents are "emotionally distant," and his older brothers all pick on him, and suddenly James is involved with Maggie Teh Milkmaid of Ebil. Oh, and Will's "gloomily convinced that he's doomed to be a bookish, gawky oddball at the bottom of the pecking order. However, he is actually an innately cool kid who has not yet grown into his coolness."
*weeps pitiably*
The only good thing I've heard is that Christopher Eccleston's in it. This does not outweigh the crap-ness of this blasphemous travesty of a so-called adaptation.
Bitches.
