Sharon Stone's latest fug

So I recently started following Go Fug Yourself, a guilty pleasure if ever there was one, and oh my God, there are no words for this.

So I will just excerpt the closing grafs:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? I have no words. I have a lot of punctuation marks and some emoticons to express how I feel about it, but words are insufficient. She looks like a flasher crossed with a madam married to the Maidenform heiress times a hired killer plus a beautiful but unskilled small town chanteuse mixed together with a whole lot of crazy and served on a plate made of sweet fancy awesome. I WANT MORE.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOOOOVE.