Vampire diaries. Several of them.

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VAMPIRE DIARIES: THE DIARIES OF OTHER VAMPIRES REVEALED

So this new CW show, The Vampire Diaries, is all about a vampire who keeps a diary, which is something I'm sure no other vampire in the history of vampires has done, ever. Just kidding -- it seems like most vampires are in love with the sound of their own voice, so the idea that they might write down their innermost thoughts for later perusal makes sense. Also, it's hard to remember stuff that happened a hundred years ago, so it's handy in that sense, too. We asked around, and managed to get sample pages from the diaries of most of the big vampires. (Well, not Dracula, but he was always a long shot.) Read on to see what deep, dark secrets your favorite vamps are writing about.

From Television Without Pity.
 

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YEAR 158

[kiri-l.livejournal.com]

Day 34. Killed another human. Fashions suck this spring, not in a good way. Boored. Shall try a new grave.

[bruinhilda.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing, hits the floor rolling when she reaches the Count from Sesame Street*

Of course, they left out a vampire or two I happen to follow, so sad. Though I suppose I do tend to go away from the mainstream with my bloodsuckers.

Alucard (Hellsing) Dear diary, sorry I haven't written in you in 20 years. I was locked in the basement. Arthur's daughter finally let me out so I can kill things again. She's so cute, especially the way she handles a gun. Arthur named her Integra. I always knew that boy wasn't right in the head, first he locks me up, then he names his daughter after a brand of toothpaste?