Near spit-take

[elbales]

So I'm poking about online and find this quote from Orlando Bloom:
"You know, the Swedes really remind me of the elves. Very tall, blonde, lithe, and very relaxed, most often."

*desperately fights back a major spit-take (hot cocoa on keyboard bad)*

*ahem*
Right.
So, Richard, heard whether Mr. Bloom will be at the Big Huge Event this weekend?

Comments

ooooooooooooooooooooh.

[emidala.livejournal.com]

*scream*

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ orly orly orly orly orly ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Re: ooooooooooooooooooooh.

[elbales]

:)

Re: ooooooooooooooooooooh.

[emidala.livejournal.com]

if he does not come I will not be sad, though, because hobbits and a danish human king is enough for me.

- - - - -

- oh who am I kidding, no elf? I'll be be hugely disappointed: emma ♥ orlando!!!

[elbales]

You can tell him that even your (32-year-)old married fart of a friend from San Francisco thinks he's mighty hot.

[emidala.livejournal.com]

if there is enough air left in my lungs after I've told him how poor his sindarin pronounciation is, I'll make sure to mention that. :)

emma ♥ orlando -

but orlando really needs a sindarin teacher!!! who, I wonder, who??

[elbales]

hmmmmm...

Why do you do this to me...

[milestogo13.livejournal.com]

You secretly hate me, don't you?

Re: Why do you do this to me...

[emidala.livejournal.com]

*cry cry cry cry cry cry cry*

well, my danish is much better than my bbc english, so I guess I should be thankful. :)

Re: Why do you do this to me...

[milestogo13.livejournal.com]

I have no word yay or nay concerning Mr. Bloom. I'm guarnateeing you a Dunedain king, and a ring-bearer and his best friend, but beyond that I am as lost as everyone else.

The information ministers of this event are very stingy, even to the likes of me, who can usually talk his way into or out of anything.

have the information ministers let you know..

[emidala.livejournal.com]

.... how many crazy people we will be?

Re: Why do you do this to me...

[elbales]

*blank bewildered look*

Huh?

Re: Why do you do this to me...

[milestogo13.livejournal.com]

Hehe, oh nothing, I was just glowering at you for winding Emma up over a possible Orlando appearance :)

Re: Why do you do this to me...

[elbales]

Oh, that? Utterly unrepentant!