To Alberto Gonzalez, porn is worse than terrorism. Apparently.

[elbales]

http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1125318960389




Stupid fuckers. Wonder how many Congressfools are going to be kicking themselves now?

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[akk]

warning: irony tag active!

You don't see it in context. They are fighting terrorism.

1. watching porn makes people horny.
=> horny people engage in sex.

+ safer sex is a no-no.
(and since all those terrorist types are abiding the same no-no-principles as Mr. Gonzo)
=> terrorists watching porn father more brats.

+ brats grow up to become like their fathers.
=> they fight terrorism by fighting porn.

q.e.d.

of course, this makes not even mathematically sense.

irony tag inactive!

[elbales]

o.O

[ebrin.livejournal.com]

canada makes better porn anyway.

[elbales]

*snicker*