*enhance your... decibels!* *bigger. better. *LOUDER*!* *now with X-tra USB ports...*
on second thought, there ought to be a male version - for equality's sake, though I fear they will run - yet again - into size issues and run the risk of getting arrested for indecent exposure if they use it in public...
Talk about needing to purchase the service agreement to go with it. Having to change the batteries would be a nightmare. Plus, I'm visualizing the nipples as on/off and volume controls, which could be an issue in the bedroom.
1) "No, i'm sorry lady, version 1.0.B is out of service by now, but we offer you a cheep upgrade to our newest models "Buxom Doodles" for about $$..."
2) Until then the neighbors knocked their broomsticks against the wall shouting "### not at 2. a.m. with these things walls, you ###!" Now it's "Turn it down, dammit!"
and... if you want more storage space, you'll get more volume, and instead of getting asked if that are double-E cups, you get asked "how many MP3s do you have?" and "Are they stereo?"
and 2... where do you connect the headphones? Are they bluetooth? Can they be hacked? "Oh no, my breasts have a virus! I think it's a Sober..."
From what I know about science, it's *possible* (power might be an issue but even that might be workable), just really stupid. I mean, MP3 players become obsolete every three years or so. What is she supposed to do then, get new boobs?
The real news is that people are getting more and more acceptive of bio-tinkering. Implanted devices for "fun" might be a reality fifteen years from now. However, I doubt it will be just a music player and I doubt it will go as deep inside the body as a breast implant. People will want something they can have done at a corner clinic under local anethesia.
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Date: 2005-12-05 05:23 am (UTC)"Stop staring at me." *bzzt* "OW!"
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Date: 2005-12-05 11:33 pm (UTC)Grave-boobs(tm) "Keep Your Loved Ones Close to Your Heart"
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Date: 2005-12-05 08:57 am (UTC)*enhance your... decibels!*
*bigger. better. *LOUDER*!*
*now with X-tra USB ports...*
on second thought, there ought to be a male version - for equality's sake, though I fear they will run - yet again - into size issues and run the risk of getting arrested for indecent exposure if they use it in public...
...I guess, I'm awake now. Take cover! *eg*
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Date: 2005-12-06 04:04 am (UTC)Talk about needing to purchase the service agreement to go with it. Having to change the batteries would be a nightmare. Plus, I'm visualizing the nipples as on/off and volume controls, which could be an issue in the bedroom.
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Date: 2005-12-06 06:35 am (UTC)2) Until then the neighbors knocked their broomsticks against the wall shouting "### not at 2. a.m. with these things walls, you ###!"
Now it's "Turn it down, dammit!"
and...
if you want more storage space, you'll get more volume, and instead of getting asked if that are double-E cups, you get asked "how many MP3s do you have?" and "Are they stereo?"
and 2...
where do you connect the headphones?
Are they bluetooth?
Can they be hacked?
"Oh no, my breasts have a virus! I think it's a Sober..."
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Date: 2005-12-05 10:58 pm (UTC)The real news is that people are getting more and more acceptive of bio-tinkering. Implanted devices for "fun" might be a reality fifteen years from now. However, I doubt it will be just a music player and I doubt it will go as deep inside the body as a breast implant. People will want something they can have done at a corner clinic under local anethesia.
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Date: 2005-12-05 11:00 pm (UTC)