You are wayyyy too funny. As a life-long fan of LOTR, I don't know whether to laugh or cry (funny cry, that is!) at this. It's probably the funniest LOTR spoof I have seen...
Okay, that is so not how Tolkien wrote it. In the book, the Badgers didn't come until midway through, and then they were from Mirkwood, not Lorien. Also, Haldir wasn't there; he got eaten by a snake.
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Date: 2006-03-06 09:50 pm (UTC)Jimbo
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