Man who had sex with bike in court
Nov. 3rd, 2007 12:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elbalesActual Daily Telegraph headline. I swear I am not making this up. O_o;
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Man who had sex with bike in court
By Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 2:07am GMT 31/10/2007
A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
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Date: 2007-11-03 02:29 pm (UTC)though the title "Man who had sex with bike in court" reads like he bonged the bike - wow, that's three words even I didn't think of writing in line in reference to reality! - in front of the judge.
The sex offender list placing seems odd to me though; it's not as if he wasn't behind a closed door when he started his tryst and does an exanimate object that wasn't animate at some time of its existence (to exclude necrophilia here) have to give consent? And if so, how?
And if bonging the bike (sorry, can't help it *g*) is worth a SOL placing, is owning a bike then punishable as slavery?
...and now I wonder if these thoughts are TOSsable. ;)
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Date: 2007-11-03 05:14 pm (UTC)People are weird.
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Date: 2007-11-03 05:24 pm (UTC)regarding the registry:
I wonder when the first segway sues for pony-play. ;)