Your iPod is too loud I SUE JOO

So a guy from Louisiana has sued Apple, saying that iPods are "inherently defective in design and are not sufficiently adorned with adequate warnings regarding the likelihood of hearing loss."

Hello, Fool Zoo? One of your inmates has escaped.

HELLO MR. LAWSUIT DUDE, LET ME SHOW YOU THIS REALLY COOL VOLUME CONTROL THING IT WILL MAKE ALL YOUR TROUBLES GO AWAY NOW STOP FILING BOGUS LAWSUITS PLZKTHX.

Pathetic.