PETA writes Ben & Jerry's: We gots a verrah kewl ideez for yous

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PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk
Group Says Move Would Help Humans, Cows

WATERBURY, Vt. -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.

"PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves," the statement says.

PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.

I swear I am not making this up.

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OH YOU CRAZY PETA GUYS
 

Comments

[litgoddess.livejournal.com]

You know, I really like a lot of the work PETA does for raising awareness, but this is ridiculous.

[aspasia02.livejournal.com]

Honestly, this has made me nauseous all morning. It was right there on the front page of cnn.com when I got up. I forwarded it to a few friends, and then promptly got the heebie-jeebies. What the hell are they thinking?!

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Oh brother. I'm sorry, but if someone's going to be harvesting human breast milk, I think it would be better suited for feeding to babies than making ice cream with.

[elbales]

THANK YOU. Sheesh. If you've got it, ship it to places where they've got famine. For pete's sake.

[cryptile.livejournal.com]

Because eating an ice cream cone isn't Freudian enough.

[elbales]

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[cryptile.livejournal.com]

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[elbales]

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