I present unto you the Great Frank Frazetta Meatcards Alpha Tester Challenge.

[elbales]

(Not entirely SFW.)

MEAT CARDS ALPHA TESTER CHALLENGE

Get your own business cards made of MEAT AND LASERS

We have exactly fifteen alpha-tester slots. If you would like to be a MEATCARDS alpha tester, we are issuing a MEATCARD CHALLENGE to you: recreate any one of the three Frank Frazetta paintings below. The first fifteen non-halfass photos received each win the submitter an alpha test slot.

I literally have not laughed this hard in months.

(Winner #3 is my favorite. The Master Chief as a stand-in for a babe in a string bikini bottom, yay!)
 

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.. always knew balloon animals were dangerous...

[psybelle.livejournal.com]

This made my morning!

(no tea on the monitor, but it was a near thing while reading about mall security)