elbales: (Pwned!Rose)
New Rule: Not Everything in America Has to Make a Profit

Bill Maher
Fri Jul 24, 10:30 am ET

How about this for a New Rule: Not everything in America has to make a
profit. It used to be that there were some services and institutions so
vital to our nation that they were exempt from market pressures. Some
things we just didn't do for money. The United States always defined
capitalism, but it didn't used to define us. But now it's becoming all that
we are.


Did you know, for example, that there was a time when being called a "war
profiteer" was a bad thing? But now our war zones are dominated by private
contractors and mercenaries who work for corporations. There are more
private contractors in Iraq than American troops, and we pay them generous
salaries to do jobs the troops used to do for themselves -- like laundry.
War is not supposed to turn a profit, but our wars have become boondoggles
for weapons manufacturers and connected civilian contractors.

Prisons used to be a non-profit business, too. And for good reason -- who
the hell wants to own a prison? By definition you're going to have trouble
with the tenants.


More follows, but I'm not going to cut and paste the entire thing. Hilarious, biting, and so, so right. You go, Bill. The rest of you, go read it.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] allronix1 for the link.
 
elbales: (ROFL seal)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
SUCK IT, REPUBLICAN PARTY. SUUUUUUUCK IIIIIIIIIIT.

Srsly. I couldn't quit squeeing in pure schadenfreude-laden glee all the way to work. I am probably enjoying this wayyy too much. AND I DON'T CARE.
 
elbales: (Squee!Ten)
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SQUEE IN THE WORLD

SO. HAPPY.


 

Vote.

Nov. 4th, 2008 11:27 am
elbales: (Straight on till morning)
I just watched will.i.am's amazing, inspiring video again. No matter who wins this election, something has happened in the American psyche. Voter registration has soared. Voter turnout promises to be the highest it's been in years. I'm more hopeful than I've been in years.



Go out to your polling place. Take your neighbor, take your friends, take anyone who wants to go. Get in line, take the time to wait, stand up and speak up and vote your conscience. Vote. Vote. Vote.
 
elbales: (Bitch please - BSG)
Copy this sentence into your LiveJournal or blog if you're in a heterosexual marriage, and you don't want it "protected" by people who think that GLBT marriage hurts it somehow.
elbales: (Kidding!Nine)
No, seriously. You can hear it come out of her own mouth.



You have got to be kidding me. No, seriously, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FREAKING KIDDING ME.

My brain is running around in circles looking for the glass box marked IN CASE OF BREATHTAKINGLY CRETINOUS COMMENTS, BREAK HERE.

Lady? I can help you with that. OF COURSE THEY'RE TERRORISTS, YOU MORON. Now sit down and shut up.
 
elbales: (Impeach Bush)
Bush Administration Contacts Obama, McCain, Biden On Iraq Troop Deal — But Snubs Palin

This week, Sens. John McCain (R-AZ), Barack Obama (D-IL), and Joe Biden (D-DE) all were contacted by Defense Secretary Robert Gates or Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice regarding the Iraq security agreement.

In today’s White House press briefing, spokesman Dana Perino explained that the adminstration contacted the candidates “to keep them equitably informed.” “One of them is going to win the election, and they will be taking over and having to deal with these issues,” Perino explained. But nobody called Gov. Sarah Palin.


BURNED. That's gotta sting.
 
elbales: (Hacked off!Nine)
Ganked straight out of [livejournal.com profile] kiri_l's LJ:


clipped directly from Someone else's LJ (who has requested to remain anonymous due to their employment)

While it hasn't been reported widely in the national news, an act of domestic terrorism was committed in the United States on Friday. A "chemical irritant" was sprayed through the window of a mosque in Dayton, Ohio, into the area where children and infants were being taken care of while their parents prayed. The story is here .

Right now, there are no suspects, so it is impossible to know the motivation for this vile and cowardly act. However, it may be significant that an organization called the Clarion Fund distributed an anti-muslim documentary throughout swing states in the past two weeks. Ohio was one of the states where the disc was inserted as an advertisement in many newspapers.

Many Americans who happen to be Muslims are feeling very much under attack at the moment. The near total silence of the national media on this incident is not helping. If you were an American Muslim, wouldn't you feel that this country doesn't care about terrorism if it is against your people?

I want to start a meme. If you support the right of everyone to peacefully worship as they believe, whether or not they believe as you do, please post this in your journal:




*<*div align="center"*>**<*a href="http://tinyurl.com/3gag6m"*>**<*img src="http://www.the-principle.net/images/freedom-of-religion.gif"*>**<*/a*>**<*/div*>*

Copy the code above and remove all the asterisks to link to the image.


FFS. What is wrong with people? They sprayed a chemical irritant on BABIES. That's terrorism, right there. The more I think about this, the angrier I get.


ETA: I just called the mosque and left them a voice mail expressing my support. There's not a lot else I can do besides tell my friends.
 
elbales: (Impeach Bush)
Grist.org has put together a chart that lets you compare the presidential candidates' statements on climate and energy issues. Interesting and handy, ys.
 
elbales: (Bitch please - BSG)


Yeah. Four more years of that? Where do I sign up? Not.

*goes and makes a contribution to the Obama campaign*
elbales: (ROFL seal)
In which we learn about small town values from the people folks who really, really know small town values:



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh god I love Jon Stewart.
 
elbales: (Kidding!Nine)
From John Scalzi's blog:

Fox News Would Like To Take a Moment To Remind You That the Obamas Are As Black As Satan’s Festering, Baby-Eating Soul
Back in the day – you know, when presidential candidates were respectably white – news organizations called potential First Ladies “wives.” But now that black folks are running, we can get all funky fresh with the lingo, yo. So it’s basically fine for Fox News to use “Baby Mama” for Michelle Obama, slang that implies a married 44-year-old Princeton-educated lawyer is, to use an Urban Dictionary definition of the term, “some chick you knocked up on accident during a fling who you can’t stand but you have to tolerate cuz she got your baby now.” Because the Obamas are black! And the blacks, they’re all relaxed about that shit, yo. Word up. And anyway, as the caption clearly indicates, it’s not Fox News that’s calling Michelle Obama “Baby Mama,” it’s outraged liberals. Fox News is just telling you what those outraged liberals are saying. They didn’t want to use the term “Baby Mama.” But clearly they had no choice.


Rock on, Mr. Scalzi. Rock on.
 
elbales: (BAAL SMASH)
Revealed: Secret plan to keep Iraq under US control
Bush wants 50 military bases, control of Iraqi airspace and legal immunity for all American soldiers and contractors

By Patrick Cockburn
Thursday, 5 June 2008
A secret deal being negotiated in Baghdad would perpetuate the American military occupation of Iraq indefinitely, regardless of the outcome of the US presidential election in November.

The terms of the impending deal, details of which have been leaked to The Independent, are likely to have an explosive political effect in Iraq. Iraqi officials fear that the accord, under which US troops would occupy permanent bases, conduct military operations, arrest Iraqis and enjoy immunity from Iraqi law, will destabilise Iraq's position in the Middle East and lay the basis for unending conflict in their country. . . .

America currently has 151,000 troops in Iraq and, even after projected withdrawals next month, troop levels will stand at more than 142,000 – 10 000 more than when the military "surge" began in January 2007. Under the terms of the new treaty, the Americans would retain the long-term use of more than 50 bases in Iraq. American negotiators are also demanding immunity from Iraqi law for US troops and contractors, and a free hand to carry out arrests and conduct military activities in Iraq without consulting the Baghdad government. [emphasis added]


WHAT.


I HATE GEORGE W. BUSH SO MUCH. HE BELONGS IN JAIL. FOR LIFE. GAAAAHH.
*tears hair*
 
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HELL YES.
 
elbales: (Impeach Bush)
to thank him for verbally bitchslapping the President on live TV.

Go watch it. It is a thing of pure beauty. Uh. Probably not quite safe for work. I seem to recall a couple of cuss words in there. I mean, the ones you can say on TV, anyway.
 
elbales: (Happy cat)
Comment seen on a hilarious post from Dispatches from the Culture Wars called "How to Avoid Advancing the Gay Agenda":
It's not just weapons. The religious extremists can't use satellites including GPS and communications satellites either. Note to zealots: can you please stop using "pro-gay" satellites to broadcast the 700 club and your other propaganda? You're being hypocritical.
Posted by: Salad Is Slaughter | September 18, 2007 10:29 AM

And then it gets EVEN BETTER:
They also can't send e-mail. The bulk of which is managed by "sendmail" which is written by Eric Allman who has been happily partnered for over 20 years.
"There is some sort of perverse pleasure in knowing that it's basically impossible to send a piece of hate mail through the Internet without its being touched by a gay program. That's kind of funny." --Eric Allman
Posted by: yoshi | September 18, 2007 10:41 AM
elbales: (Cheetah laughing hysterically)
Stephen Colbert v. MoveOn.org

*dies*

Not particularly work safe, but not filthy or anything.
 

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