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I made out like the queen of all bandits everywhere ever at this $2 clothing sale.

Five skirts to be cut up and used for their beautiful fabric.
Two dresses, ditto.
Two sweaters, probably ditto. (I might just wear them)
Two (ETA: no, sorry, three) tops and two nightgowns, ditto. Though one of the tops I might just wear.
Two jackets that don't need anything but a wash.
A really cute Esprit handbag for a couple of bucks, which wasn't part of the sale but I won the interwebs anyway.
And, and, and a KATE SPADE BLACK VELVET HANDBAG FOR $3.25 WITH MY AWESOME 50% OFF COUPON I GOT IN THE MAIL.

Kate Spade. Handbag. For $3.25.

For those not in the know, Kate Spade handbags generally involve a decimal point that's two places to the right of the price I just paid. I cannot afford to buy anything with Kate Spade's name on it. Except when my favorite Goodwill store offers it for this ridiculously low price.

I are happy nao.