*pant pant pant*
In MS Word there is this stupid thing on the Styles pop-down called "Default Paragraph Font." It left the factory set at Times 9 point. NINE POINT. I just tried about four different things to change it and none of them worked. I am STUCK WITH IT. And lately every time I paste text from one document to another, "Default Paragraph Font" jumps in front of my bus and causes a CAR WRECK, JESUS. Who the hell uses TIMES NINE POINT as a DEFAULT?
And it's NOT EVEN REALLY A PARAGRAPH FONT. It's a character font. So they're inconsistent chicken-fucking morons. If you're going to be a chicken-fucking moron, the least you can do is be consistent.
alsdkfj;asejgh1p3q498yt;.jsdLOLmicrosoft.
No, I swear (srsly, look at all those bad words up there) that's the only thing you can do at times like these.
lolmicrosoft
I would make a voodoo doll with DEFAULT PARAGRAPH FONT written on its chest and a humungous pin stabbed right through the P and I would send it to Redmond... except 1. as H put it, they probably get stuff like that all the time and "Steve Vollmer is probably bleeding a dozen virgins to counteract it all" and 2. Das BushCo might thing I was a terrurst and throw me in an oubliette in the depths of Gitmo and never again would you all enjoy my rants. ONOZ.
*goes off to be profane somewhere else, at least until the next exciting installment of "lolmicrosoft"*
In MS Word there is this stupid thing on the Styles pop-down called "Default Paragraph Font." It left the factory set at Times 9 point. NINE POINT. I just tried about four different things to change it and none of them worked. I am STUCK WITH IT. And lately every time I paste text from one document to another, "Default Paragraph Font" jumps in front of my bus and causes a CAR WRECK, JESUS. Who the hell uses TIMES NINE POINT as a DEFAULT?
And it's NOT EVEN REALLY A PARAGRAPH FONT. It's a character font. So they're inconsistent chicken-fucking morons. If you're going to be a chicken-fucking moron, the least you can do is be consistent.
alsdkfj;asejgh1p3q498yt;.jsdLOLmicrosoft.
No, I swear (srsly, look at all those bad words up there) that's the only thing you can do at times like these.
lolmicrosoft
I would make a voodoo doll with DEFAULT PARAGRAPH FONT written on its chest and a humungous pin stabbed right through the P and I would send it to Redmond... except 1. as H put it, they probably get stuff like that all the time and "Steve Vollmer is probably bleeding a dozen virgins to counteract it all" and 2. Das BushCo might thing I was a terrurst and throw me in an oubliette in the depths of Gitmo and never again would you all enjoy my rants. ONOZ.
*goes off to be profane somewhere else, at least until the next exciting installment of "lolmicrosoft"*
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Date: 2007-07-29 12:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-29 07:21 pm (UTC)is what it says in the About box. So I guess that's Word 2001?
But Word for Mac has always been a bit... lacking.