Oh Christian Bale, you are for the lulz.

[elbales]

I mean, don't get me wrong; the man is much of the hotnessand I'd do him, aside from being a really good actor. But, uh--

(ETA: Another one ganked from cleolinda's linkspam. If you don't read her, seriously, why?)

Christian Bale's X-rated wish

Christian Bale wants to make an X-rated 'Batman' movie.

The British actor - who stars as Batman/Bruce Wayne in 'The Dark Knight' - thinks the movie franchise could benefit from including a few steamy sex scenes.

He said: "I do think there is room for an 18-rated 'Batman'. It's a little bit tricky to broach the sex aspect of the story when you want kids to come see it as well. I mean, I think it would be very interesting to do a 12 version and an 18 version - two different cuts."

Hey, I'd watch it. But what really had me screaming howling with laughter was the comments.

"i would like to hear him talk during a sex scene with that lol-worthy voice he does"

And then

"Like one person said last night: phone sex with him and his Batman voice would be LOL worthy."

And then

"*Bat-voice* WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?"

And then

"*Bat-voice* ARE YOUR CLOTHES OFF?! SWEAR TO ME!!!!"

Yeah, I died. NOT LIKE THAT. JESUS.
 

Comments

[psybelle.livejournal.com]

"NOT LIKE THAT."


Umm. That, all by itself, is *clean-the-monitor*-worthy...


(I'm now so very tempted to go dig up something Shakespearian about the little death...)

[elbales]

*bows* Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

[psybelle.livejournal.com]

(Side note? that. voice. I would, too... )

[leethomps.livejournal.com]

lol

[rdansky.livejournal.com]

I...am vengeance.

I am the night!

I...am not wearing any underwear!

*sigh*

[elbales]

You. . . went there!

I need an icon that says "OH NO YOU DI-IN'T!"

[akk]

Problem: he has a full body rubber costume. I think most briefs etc. would show, so there's the question about BM being blank under his suit anyway. One might even argue that the black suit is actually already BDSM underwear (or a full body preservative; depends on perspective). Hence, an underwear-reduced BM unfortunately is only a streaker!Bruce Wayne. ;)

[elbales]

Hey, streaker!Bruce Wayne would be a-okay with me.

[akk]

Depends. After all, the BM attitude would be clearly "false labelling"!

[litgoddess.livejournal.com]

Like there's a question that Batman goes commando? ;)

[akk]

what does "to go commando" mean exactly?

please excuse my ignorance; I'm not a native speaker.

[litgoddess.livejournal.com]

Ah!
going commando = no underwear

[akk]

Thank you for the explanation. :)

and going desert = double layer with extra wool? :)

of course, it could also come from "comma 'n' do", though that would refer only to underwear for men. Now if Batman would come in bikini...

I better stop this train of thought while it's still small.

[cryptile.livejournal.com]

Great. Mental imagery of suited-up Batman grinding futilely while Sussudio plays in the background. Thanks.