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A word to the wise
Oct. 1st, 2009 09:59 pmIf the question is "Is this bit the waste toner cartridge?" ... the list of methods of inquiry should probably not include the item "HOMG TURN IT OVER TO LOOK IN THE HOLE."
Just sayin'.
(For the record, the answer was "yes." On the up side, that bra was never quite comfortable anyway, and the ten to fifteen minutes of uncontrollable howls of laughter when I saw myself in the staff-room bathroom mirror was totally worth the dead $8 t-shirt.)
Just sayin'.
(For the record, the answer was "yes." On the up side, that bra was never quite comfortable anyway, and the ten to fifteen minutes of uncontrollable howls of laughter when I saw myself in the staff-room bathroom mirror was totally worth the dead $8 t-shirt.)
Oh Christian Bale, you are for the lulz.
Aug. 4th, 2008 08:50 pmI mean, don't get me wrong; the man is much of the hotnessand I'd do him, aside from being a really good actor. But, uh--
(ETA: Another one ganked from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cleolinda's linkspam. If you don't read her, seriously, why?)
Christian Bale's X-rated wish
Hey, I'd watch it. But what really had mescreaming howling with laughter was the comments.
"i would like to hear him talk during a sex scene with that lol-worthy voice he does"
And then
"Like one person said last night: phone sex with him and his Batman voice would be LOL worthy."
And then
"*Bat-voice* WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?"
And then
"*Bat-voice* ARE YOUR CLOTHES OFF?! SWEAR TO ME!!!!"
Yeah, I died. NOT LIKE THAT. JESUS.
(ETA: Another one ganked from
cleolinda's linkspam. If you don't read her, seriously, why?)Christian Bale's X-rated wish
Christian Bale wants to make an X-rated 'Batman' movie.
The British actor - who stars as Batman/Bruce Wayne in 'The Dark Knight' - thinks the movie franchise could benefit from including a few steamy sex scenes.
He said: "I do think there is room for an 18-rated 'Batman'. It's a little bit tricky to broach the sex aspect of the story when you want kids to come see it as well. I mean, I think it would be very interesting to do a 12 version and an 18 version - two different cuts."
Hey, I'd watch it. But what really had me
"i would like to hear him talk during a sex scene with that lol-worthy voice he does"
And then
"Like one person said last night: phone sex with him and his Batman voice would be LOL worthy."
And then
"*Bat-voice* WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?"
And then
"*Bat-voice* ARE YOUR CLOTHES OFF?! SWEAR TO ME!!!!"
Yeah, I died. NOT LIKE THAT. JESUS.
OH THE SCHADENFREUDE, STEPHENIE MEYER
Aug. 3rd, 2008 09:10 pmSo the fourth Twilight book came out, amidst much fanfare. And within one day, someone started Don't Burn It, Return It. Because... it apparently blew just that hard.
I am amused. It's not nice, but I don't care. It's actually rather loltastic. Not working at a bookstore or a library, unlike others I could name (HI FLIST), I am largely insulated from the frothing sparkly maniacs who make up the majority of the Twilight fan community, but thanks tocleolinda, I'm rather well informed on the whole thing, and well--
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*snerk*
HAHAHAHAHAHa
Yeah. You have to have a special kind of talent to write three books that the fans can't get enough of and then to write a fourth that has them so pissed off that they return the book. Some of them are even burning it, apparently.
...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OHJOHN RINGO STEPHENIE MEYER NO.
I am amused. It's not nice, but I don't care. It's actually rather loltastic. Not working at a bookstore or a library, unlike others I could name (HI FLIST), I am largely insulated from the frothing sparkly maniacs who make up the majority of the Twilight fan community, but thanks to
cleolinda, I'm rather well informed on the whole thing, and well--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*snerk*
HAHAHAHAHAHa
Yeah. You have to have a special kind of talent to write three books that the fans can't get enough of and then to write a fourth that has them so pissed off that they return the book. Some of them are even burning it, apparently.
...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH
